expertcosmotips:

galaxy—girl:

trenchgun:

sex playlist:

• german naruto opening
• *shinji screaming*
• stock sound effect of an elephant
• rockstar by nickleback
• “anime” by soulja boy
• a 6 year old boy making fart noises
• monks chanting
• obama

I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome

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plantsmoke:

if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be

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the-heart-of-ice:

Reasons to date me:

• Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
• Nobody will try to take me from you.
• I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
• You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
• If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
• I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.

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